Saturday, January 22, 2011


The most awesome of awards that I have ever received....almost better then mommy of the year!

This awesome award was given to me by Jen who I adore even though I've never told her! You can read her stuff at

This awesomeness started with Jill though and she knows I adore her lol and here is her blog page!

With it comes many, many rules (and threats):

1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don't have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It's so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there's even a little fucking jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It's horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we're creating here. If you need a higher resolution version... I totally have one!!

2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make some shit up, we'll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we're just on the honor system here. I trust you. Except for the 4 that you lied about, you lying bastards! But don't go crazy trying to think of stuff, you'll see by the example I've set below that we're not really interested in quality here.

3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don't like or don't really have much of an opinion about. I don't care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why. I mean, you can give a reason if you want, but I don't really care.

4. If you fail to follow any of the above rules, I will fucking hunt your ass down and harass you incessantly until you either block me on Twitter or ban my IP address from visiting your blog. I don't know if you can actually do that last thing, but I will become so annoying to you that you will actually go out and hire an IT professional to train you on how to ban IP addresses just so that I'll leave you alone. I'm serious. I'm going to do these things. Starting with the 5 of you I'm about to pass this award on to.

Ok so here it goes... probably the easiest blog I will have ever written lol

1.I can speak over 50 languages

2. I once broke a jar of baby food over my ex boyfriends face

3.I live in a cardboard box with great internet service

4.I'm actually a Vampire

5. Also I'm a Ninja

Now here are my lucky award winners.

Nidia over at My Daughter is My Hero
Ellen over at
SM over at
Jessica over at
Brenda over at

So now its your turn!!


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